We really are the perfect duo. Reporter #1 sets ‘em up and I knock ‘em down.
At first I thought I was supposed to be traumatized by the lack of an apostrophe in “Tops.” That turns out to be okay. The real mystery is what the heck this even means. An even number of WHAT? The noun here is “corn,” specifically corn that appears on a cob. But saying “an even number of corn” makes no sense a-tall. FIX IT!