Sometimes when I’m bored I go shopping. I don’t always buy things, but I like to look. And now I also like to take pictures.
For your consideration, the wrapper of the cheese I found at Kroger.
…If it had anymore than it’s 75% butterfat, it would technically be better.
Now I’m not at all going to argue that more butterfat will most probably make anything better. That seems obvious.
But check this out! Mere inches away, I found this sign.
I can only surmise that the wrapper was written first, and the sign is the product of a revision by an Honorary RPB Member. Look at the masterful use of dashes and semicolons! As well as, you know, a basic understanding of the difference between contractions and possessives.