Some of you guys, I just want to pat you on your heads or give you hugs, you know?
Poor Reporter #1 has been sending me lonely photos of comma splices for the last year. I hate a comma splice as much as the next person, but… we have to be realistic here, kids.
So Laura, I don’t know what to tell you about this one.
You’re right, of course: one cannot be both 12 and under at the same time. But do you honestly want to take that up with the federal government? The same agency that’s insisting that my chapstick is a threat to flight security?
If you do, I’ll give you a nice hug first.