First-time submitter Tom C. has finally been driven to pushing the “send” button by, in his words, the “throw it against the wall and see what sticks” strategy employed by the maker of this sign.

I feel your pain, Tom, but a little distracted by the hilarity of the fact that these… are not any of the above sorts of apples, delicious or not.

And while I’m ruminating: Kroger clearly has software for the making of signs, because across the country the signage is in the same font and on the same paper.  Could they not default-activate the spell checking feature on that software? Just an idea.

Tom says the state of spelling in the world today makes him cry quietly to himself.  I say what we really need is a barbaric yawp!  There you go, dear readers.  Go floss your mental teeth with that.