I’ve been accused of being humorless.  But just for the record, this is okay with me.  I’m not going to freak about dialect, when it makes sense.  Heck, I just started a sentence with “but” two sentences back.  I am not that rigid.  And when Dunkin’ Donuts does this, consistent with an ongoing marketing campaign, I have no objections to raise at all.

(Also?  The egg white flatbreads are delicious.)